So Madonna is going to change her name to Esther, huh? Still no last name, though... unless she wants to use her husband's name. Esther Ritchie? Yeah that's really modern... she went from "Vogue" to "Vague" to "Vintage".
But don't worry, Mrs. Material Mom... your real critics won't have to revise their vocabulary for you. They've long since changed your name.. four letters, starting with an "S" and ending with a "t".