Sunday, December 04, 2005
How to annoy right-wingers...
What does it take to annoy a right-winger?
* Show them a globe
* Call them a monkey's uncle
* Tell the TRUE history of mistletoe, wreaths, and decorating trees
* Remind them what Ronald Reagan said in 1981 about government being the "solution".
(Don't worry... I'll get to "left-winger" stuff soon. I'm an equal-opportunity bipartisan offender here.)