Sunday, December 04, 2005

How to annoy right-wingers...

What does it take to annoy a right-winger?

* Show them a globe
* Call them a monkey's uncle
* Tell the TRUE history of mistletoe, wreaths, and decorating trees
* Remind them what Ronald Reagan said in 1981 about government being the "solution".

(Don't worry... I'll get to "left-winger" stuff soon. I'm an equal-opportunity bipartisan offender here.)

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