Monday, December 05, 2005

How to annoy a left-winger

Okay, a few days ago I pissed off right-wingers... so now I've got to return the favor. I mean, the left-wingers aren't that great either.

* Introduce them to Democrat Zell Miller

* Introduce a "loser pays" model for the legal system

* Remind these people (who claim to love freedom) what happened when Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez wanted to have a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion.

* Ask them what happened to Earth Day

* Ask them when was the last time a poor person gave them a job

* Refute their intellectual argument with "The Bible says it, I believe it, case closed!"

* Refute their argument about how "the rich" should pay for everything by (1) challenging them to specifically define what "the rich" are, and (2) asking them how much they make per year and whether or not they would be willing to give up their money if they qualify as being "rich"

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