Friday, December 05, 2008

Judgement Day For OJ!

OJ Simpson finally has to face justice for his actions.

For the longest time OJ has skirted the law. After all, he could afford to. He was a celebrity!

No more.

OJ was sentenced for his role in a robbery in a Las Vegas convention in which he claimed that personal merchandise was being wrongly held. He thought he would get away with it. After all, he was acquitted of his murder charges. Sure he was held liable in the civil lawsuit against him, but that doesn't count, does it?

Well now he can't wiggle out of this. OJ is going to PRISON!

The judge sentenced Simpson to a rather complex series of concurrent and non-concurrent terms in prison, but the gist of it is he's going away for as much as 33 years.

That's YEARS. Not months, not weeks, not days, and certainly not HOURS... which is how celebrities often measure prison time.

OJ Simpson is not a celebrity anymore. He's now a CONVICTED FELON, just like outgoing Senator Ted Stevens. And unlike Scooter Libby, he's really going to SERVE TIME!

But don't worry, he'll be back to plague the media in at least nine years. Or maybe sooner if he can get the Bush Imperium to issue a pardon.

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