So Britney Spears, the perpetual blonde pop-tease, has thrown yet another curve ball by announcing her separation and pending divorce from her so-called "perfect man"…. K-Fed… K-Frog… K-Rap… P-Kevvy… whatever he calls himself nowadays.
I suppose the timing’s good for this news. The "family values" hucksters are busy licking their wounds after getting kicked in the nuts in yesterday’s election. And her soon-to-be-ex is trying to reinvent himself as a professional wrestler since nobody’s buying his music or showing up at his performances.
Here’s a little piece of advice for K-rud: entertainers who go into professional wrestling don’t become better entertainers because of it. Ask the rappers who wrestled on WCW if their exposure got them any extra credibility. You know David Arquette even became a wrestling champion for all of a couple of weeks. It didn’t make him a mega-star. All it did was to serve as a cheesy promo for his movie about fans of professional wrestling.
Of course I’d be more excited about Britney’s decision to leave her so-called "perfect man" if she didn’t pop out two tax exemptions before this moment of clarity. As it is right now, until she can remember what it was that gave her that celebrity status, she’s still just a media oddity.
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