The REAL Naughty List

And you thought Santa only had to deal with ONE "naughty" list...

"....let's see... what else is on that list...

• There's a hostile takeover bid by a megabank, a mega-toystore, a mega-telecom, two courier companies, and a mega-airline....
• Alberto Gonzales still wants you to hand over any and all means used to see who is naughty and who is nice...
• The ACLU is suing you for invasion of privacy and are demanding that you stop using any and all means to see who is naughty and who is nice...
• PETA is suing you for still using reindeer...
• Microsoft wants to talk with you about making Vista work...
• Apple wants to talk with you about NOT talking with Microsoft...
• And Fox News is accusing you of helping destroy Christmas."