Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I wish this applied to me...

Okay, check out this picture....
What's wrong with it, you ask? Well let's think about it...

Unless this guy is somewhere along the lines of Bill Gates, he will NEVER get a girl like that! Sorry, just doesn't happen. Your typical geek is just looking at that kind of girl from his computer, not live and just a few feet away from him, and he's just WISHING she was asking HIM that question.

In reality she's looking over at her rich, cocky, suave, alpha-male boyfriend or husband - who doesn't even remotely look like that geek in the picture - while he gives off that arrogant smile that says "I've got plane tickets to the Bahamas and a diamond the size of your little finger ready for you on Christmas. Those losers can't even come close to topping that!"

Plus, let's face it... your typical geek's desk doesn't look that clean!

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