Monday, September 18, 2006

"Houston... we've got a smelly problem..."

"Confirm Space Station?"

"Houston, someone put in a bag of refried beans into the food supply, and Bucky just let out a nasty SBD..."

"SBD, Space Station?"

"Silent But Deadly, Houston."

"Ah, copy that, Space Station."

"Houston, this is some pretty nasty stuff here, we've gotta put on the space suits until this gets cleared."

"Uh... Space Station... you know the press will have a field day on this. Do you mind if we just call this a malfunctioning oxygen generator?"

"Knock yourself out, Houston. Meanwhile, on the next run can someone bring up crate of Baking Soda and some Beano?"

"Copy that, Space Station."

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