Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Special Message For NeoCons!


Did you get upset and flustered because the President of the United States of America DARED to interrupt YOUR scheduled viewing of a holiday classic like the Charlie Brown Christmas Special to talk about some stupid plan for Afghanistan? Were you fuming about the fact that a man that YOU CLAIM was NEVER ELECTED to office, that is secretly some Muslim foreigner, and who is put in office to carry out the socio-communist agenda, DARED to waste a whole hour discussing some fantasy military program that YOU KNOW would never work in the first place instead of letting the networks air good, decent, WHOLESOME, CHRISTIAN programming like the Charlie Brown Christmas Special?

Well now you don't have to worry about fuming on Facebook and looking like a dumbass! In fact, you can show those GAWD-less progressives in the liberal media what REAL CHRISTIANS feel is important by watching the Charlie Brown Christmas Special on YOUR SCHEDULE!

Yes! Why wait until those GAWD-less leftists decide when they will air the wholesome CHRISTIAN special that has served this country well for four decades? And why be forced to spend twenty bucks to some store that benefits COMMUNIST regimes like China just to have the special on DVD? No, watch the special on YOUR schedule for as long as you want to... FOR FREE!

How, you ask? One word... HULU!

Yes, Hulu now has the Charlie Brown Christmas Special available for you to watch at any time between now and January 1st, 2010! This is not a joke! This is not a hoax! And unlike all the other paragraphs in this post, this is SERIOUS!

So what are you doing here? Why aren't you over at Hulu now? Go on over there and show those pinko-commies what you would RATHER see on TV!

Oh, and lay off the Facebook posts. They're just making you look stupid.

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