Sunday, March 04, 2007

Simple lesson for stupid husbands

You would think that these guys would know better, wouldn’t you?

Dateline: Mount Clements, Michigan. Man reports that his wife went missing on Valentine’s Day. Problem being, he waited five days before reporting it!

He had every reason to worry. Turns out the police found her torso, and he’s now on the top of the suspect list. Worse yet, he actually FLED when the police found out and were looking for him! Pity he wasn’t dressed for the occasion.

I don’t know how many times I’ve had to read about husbands who report their spouse missing, only to later find her dead and him on the suspect list. You would think that after the whole Scott and Laci Peterson episode that these guys would learn, wouldn’t you? It certainly was a big enough story for everyone in America to know about!

Stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID!

Look, losers, if you’re having problems with your wife, then do the right thing and either work it out, divorce her, or get an annulment. DO NOT kill her and then report her missing several days later and think that you’re going to get away with it! Contrary to what you read in detective novels, it is NOT going to work, especially if the case garners national attention.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don’t know how many times I’ve had to read about husbands who report their spouse missing, only to later find her dead and him on the suspect list.

Since Laci Peterson didn't die until around the end of Feb/beginning of Mar and she was reported missing in Dec your 'lesson' doesn't apply.

Anonymous said...

Since Laci Peterson didn't die until around the end of Feb/beginning of Mar and she was reported missing in Dec your 'lesson' doesn't apply.

Wrong. Laci was reported missing in December, but her body was found in April. The circumstances surrounding her disappearance as provided in the case all point to her death around that time, not later. The 'lesson' applies.